Road Trip

We pass an elk on the edge of the road. I turn in my seat to stare him down, tearing into my spicy elk jerky with my teeth, watching until the big buck is a brown dot as our car speeds away. 

My husband keeps his eyes on the zigzag road, his knuckles paling on the wheel. He rarely drives, and never so far. 

We met at the temple, kneeling in line for the blessing. We’d both moved to New York City for our advanced studies. We didn’t feel settled in this lonely country even after several years but neither of us were going home. It was a relief to relieve our families by marrying. 

This is our first time on the open road of all the Western songs, bound for a California beach. We had no idea how far it would be and hadn’t brought any food, barely any money. In the morning, we did buy a whole pack of bottled water. Waste, my mother would say. 

Our rental car is boiling; our cotton t-shirts cling. If we were home, this would be a van full of aunties passing out short eats, an uncle falling asleep, children clambering across each other in the back, someone proposing we sing. The highway narrows between sunless woods and the ocean, gray as smoked glass. The radio crackles in and out; garbled music I can’t catch.  

Outside our speeding makeshift home, ancient trees steeple to a cloudless sky and the water stretches like a vow. I chug my water like it’s liquor, slap my feet on the dash the way American women do in the movies, hot buttery sunlight drenching my crossed ankles, my bare toes. I allow myself one pedicure each summer and this year’s color is a bright coral named Tart Deco. I lean back, stretch my Tart Deco toes to the horizon. 

We smell the animal earth, rain behind the sky, sweat cooling on our arms.

This is why Americans swear this land belongs to them, that their god ordains it so. 

The only food we have is the jerky a man sold us from a roadside van. He wore head-to-toe denim, a baseball cap shading his reddened face. As I exchanged our last crumpled dollars for the greasy plastic bag, he didn’t meet my eye. I asked if he killed the elk himself. Flattering questions are the best way to disarm whites. He muttered he cured it; his father hunted it. I asked the fastest route to the coast knowing we’d never take his direction. “I have no damn idea,” the man said. My husband took my hand, hurried me to the car. With each step I thought of what would happen if we met him in the dark, without money, us alone, him with all his kin. 

In the car, my husband’s voice is soft when he asks me for the water. It is the first time he spoke to me since our fight this morning, which took its usual shape: who made us late, which road to take, should we separate. It doesn’t matter now. We can’t afford to be enemies. 

The jerky bag is open between us. Empty bottles rock across the floor, hitting our seats, tap, tap, tap. I grab fistfuls of jerky—the best I’ve ever had—the sting of red pepper, the sweet tang of flesh on my tongue, fingers coated in grease, ready to wash it down with big gulps of water. 

Soon, I will be sick from the meat.

 

 

 

How to Make a Perfect Apple Pie Crust

Ingredients:

  • All-purpose hard work
  • Posture of gratitude, chilled and cubed
  • Dash of barely concealed contempt
  • Ice-cold water
  1. Use a kitchen scale to measure out the kind of work that will win you admission into your new country, approval of your family back home. It is important to be precise: suppress unruly dreams, wants, words. Baking is a science.
  2. Mix the fine, powdery hard work in a bowl with the dash of contempt—don’t worry—nobody will taste the contempt. Your salt will bring out a flavor in the crust that your nice, white bosses will mistake for humor.
  3. Dice your chilled gratitude into one-fourth cubes to better mix with the work. It won’t matter how hard you work unless you are also yielding. Remember your gratitude must be very cold. Do not let it melt into your secret self. You are only making a shell. Cut the gratitude into the work: thank your good bosses profusely for every opportunity to prove yourself. Each added task is a gift you must strive to deserve. Work harder. Fold the gratitude into the hard work until you are just pea-sized clumps.
  4. Slowly, slowly add ice water to roll a ball of dough that holds when pressed. Are you tired? Don’t give up. Mold into a pleasing disk. Make sure there are no cracks.
  5. Wrap yourself in plastic and refrigerate for years. Nobody said this would be easy. Once properly chilled, flatten yourself thin across a standard pie dish.
  6. Forget why you started, who you meant to be. Pinch the edges. There. You are now a perfect crust, ready to receive all the sugared apples you can bear.

 

 

 


Di Jayawickrema is a Sri Lankan New Yorker. Her writing has appeared in The Pinch, wildness, Jellyfish Review, Pithead Chapel, and elsewhere. A VONA alumnus and an incoming Kundiman fellow, her writing has been nominated for Best of the Net and anthologized in Best Microfiction. She is an Assistant Editor for fiction at The Offing and for features at The Rumpus. Find her at dijayawickrema.com and on Twitter @onpapercuts.